Top Five Blog Spam Control Tips

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When  you first start a blog, you eagerly await that first round of comments. You post for a while, start getting bummed out that nobody’s thought enough of your hard work to leave even a “Way to go”.

Then one day you wake up, hit the Admin area and there they are–actual COMMENTS! Ones you didn’t pester your friends to leave! Hooray!

Then reality sets in.

In the comments section for the article you wrote about getting burned by an editor or the mag that went bankrupt before they paid you, you get something like, “I disagree. Could we talk more about the contents?” or something even stupider like, “Thanks, webmaster.”

Who the @#$*! calls themselves a WEBMASTER anymore?

Yep, the spammers are here. How do you deal with these idiots? Don’t allow unmoderated posts, be nitpicky and adjust your comment settings to prevent unregistered users from posting freely. OR set the comments to require a name and e-mail address but STILL require your approval before comments are made public.

Totally obvious, right? That is a complete “No DUH” piece of advice. But what do you do when you’re moderating those comments? How can you tell who the spammers are vs. the real readers? Check this list of tell-tale signs you’ve got someone trying to spam your comments section and your blog comments moderation duties will get easier…exponentially.

5. The username does not match the e-mail. I don’t mean that user “Peggy Sue” should have “peggysue@yahoo.com” as her e-mail addy. Instead, keep your eyes peeled for commenters who have usernames like “Peggy Sue” but return email addys like “chromiumunitas-abc-12@muymble-16.dk”.

4. URLs posted link to spammy pages. I never approve comments by people who leave links to spam. No viagra sites, not bikini girls with machine guns sites, no pyramid marketing schemes or make money onliners, please.

3. E-mail addys with suspicious extensions. I NEVER approve comments from any e-mail address with a .ru extension. Sorry, Russia! Same goes for any suspicious looking post from “Jonny” with a return addy like “crondum12343@sk.dk”

2. E-mail addys or usernames with spam keywords in them. I refuse to post comments by people who have the word Cialis in their e-mail addresses. Just how dumb do they think I am, anyway?

1.  Posts with dumb things written in them. I don’t mean someone who has an opinion I consider goofy or ill-informed. Instead, I’m looking for the aforementioned “Thanks, webmaster” comments and other nonsense like stuff that doesn’t relate to the topic at hand. “I disagree. Maybe it’s the other way around?” I’ve gotten than one six times. Check the return addresses and URL fields, you’ll find somebody’s trying to sneak a spammy URL past you. My current favorite of these are the guys who post, “Nice layout, webmaster!”

What a bunch of dumbasses.

One thought on “Top Five Blog Spam Control Tips”

  1. If you use a WordPress template, you can download the Askimet plug in and it takes the spam away before you even see it 🙂

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